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Thank you.

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She comes to me

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Checked the perimeter.

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No sign of any dangerous animals, but
blowing my bush now.

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That's great, Ron.

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Did you happen to find that little poop
shovel you've been talking about ever

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since we left town?

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Couldn't find it anywhere. I just did my
business.

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Covered it up like a big old cat.

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Meow.

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Funniest thing, though. I swear I
brought it.

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Sure is pretty night.

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I bet we could see every star in the sky
right now.

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I'm willing to bet Dodge Donuts that if
we were up on top of a mountain, we'd be

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able to see right into the future.

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The infinite universe we live in and
everything we don't understand.

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We're just a minuscule speck of dust.

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Kind of puts everything into perfect
perspective.

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Camping around clears my mind, you know.

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When I was a boy, one of my fathers used
to take me on these camping trips.

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They were our special camping trips.

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We used to sing and dance.

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When it was hot out, we'd strip down to
our skivvies and jump in the lake.

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He used to chase me around the campfire,
and boy, if he caught me, we'd wrestle

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for hours and hours.

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Jesus.

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When it's quiet, though, and nature's
turned in for the night, I like to pull

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out my banjo and sing a song.

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Nothing makes more sense to me than
music, my favorite girl, And a gorgeous

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night in front of a roaring campfire.

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Oh, my mirrors. I've been talking with
the storm.

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Can I get you some coffee or something?

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No.

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Thanks.

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Caffeine is really bad for you.

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Have some fun sitting in the sun Gonna
let the rays of light shine on my head

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From the sky above I'm gonna make sweet

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love And take my baby out for a bicycle
ride

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Do you feel a sense of calmness wash
over you?

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I feel like you should promise to never,

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ever sing to me again.

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Wow.

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That was unexpected.

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Was it, Ronald?

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Really?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Did I hurt your feelings?

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We have been going out for almost five
months, and you have done nothing to

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show me that you actually want to be
with me.

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You haven't even tried to have sex with
me. And that one time that I thought you

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were going to, you started talking about
how...

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Han Solo is your favorite Star Wars
character.

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And then the topic somehow moved to how
much you love your mother's sweet tea

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and pancakes and how her jaw clicks when
she chews.

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Science fiction is a highly underrated
genre.

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My mother ended up needing surgery,
which hasn't fixed the problem, thank

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you for asking.

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Have sex with me, Ronald, before I lose
my fucking shit!

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Where are you going?

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I thought we were going to, you know,
the thing.

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Wooka-tooka, wooka-tooka, wooka-tooka.

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I need to freshen up.

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Oh, and Ronald.

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Get it ready for me.

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Get what?

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Oh, yeah, that.

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I'm going to be a snake in the grass in
no time.

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Hey, I'm going to make you hotter than a
three-packer billy goat.

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Maybe work on your dirty talk.

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Hello?

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I'm gonna pick you at my banjo, girl.

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I'm gonna fuck them strings!

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I'm gonna straighten you up. Oh, that
might not work. That's not gonna work.

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I know you just heard a deer bedding
down for the night, not some crazy

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serial killer.

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Come on, little buddy.

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I don't have as much out of you.

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This girl is top shelf.

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My boyfriend is right over there, and he
will kick your ass!

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Oh, for Pete's sake!

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Just think of...

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Farrah Fawcett and Ronnie Anderson in a
love puddle.

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Dear Dolly, it's about time.

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Is that you, babe?

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I got something for you.

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Don't be messing around now.

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I've been boxing the ball champ for
several minutes and I'm ready for a

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knockout.

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this is different good thing i like
different

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Thank you.

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Hiding secrets with a twisted frown.

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Steps in silence that evil clown.

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The clown behind the smile.

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He's got a wicked style.

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Red shoes that tap, tap, tap.

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In shadows, hill and truck.

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Bright lights flashing, city's never
sleeping

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Neon dreams we're chasing Heartbeats
always racing

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Shadows in the alleys Music

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in the air Dancing in the silence Lost
without a care We're living in neon

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Dreams we're holding tight

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Devin.

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Devin!

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Devin!

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What was that?

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You're a dirty little slut?

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Girl, I already knew that.

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No, it's fine. You sleep for six hours
straight. And I'll drive for the entire

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time.

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Penis.

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Peanut! Peanut!

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Oh, you're awake!

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What the hell was that?

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Where are we? We passed through Idaho a
couple of hours ago.

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Oh shit, how long have I been sleeping?

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For a couple of hours.

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You kept farting in your sleep.

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Oh my god, whatever.

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No, seriously.

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You're like a farm animal.

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Shut up, bitch.

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Is that him again?

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Devin. What?

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Is that him again?

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Yeah.

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You kept calling while you were asleep,
too.

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I'm pretty sure you promised me you'd
block this number.

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I did.

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But then his mom texted me.

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Oh my god.

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She asked that I not completely shut him
out.

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Evidently he's back in therapy and she
says he's doing really good.

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Oh really?

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His mommy?

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The only one that would advocate for
that piece of actual amoeba shit.

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And she has the audacity to text you and
beg you not to cut off her son?

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God.

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The toxicity exuding from your guys'
relationship is actually horrifying.

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Plus, besides me, the only person that
gives two shits about you is your mom.

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Now that she's gone, getting the hell
away from him was the only way.

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I don't need to be rescued, okay?

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Staying at my aunt's, who I haven't seen
in over 10 years, with my best friend,

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you know, as much of a bitch as she is,
is all I need to clear my head.

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Remind me again why your aunt?

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I told you, my mom reconnected with her
after she got sick.

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They were not close at all, but I guess
even after 12 years of not talking to

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each other,

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They still loved each other, so they
talked and then we talked and she

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is still the same crazy Aunt Connie that
I remember.

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Oh my god, when I used to visit when I
was a kid, I remember her being so warm

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and protective of me.

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Never knowing my dad, I felt like she
kind of took in the reins, you know?

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I don't know.

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Maybe she felt sorry for me.

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Or maybe because she lost her own
daughter, I was just a decent

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consolation.

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Is that a shitty thing to say? I mean
calling yourself a consolation prize is

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pretty inaccurate.

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I would say you're a participation
trophy at best.

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Suck my dick.

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We'll see you next time.

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What the hell are you doing?

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I seriously need to take a piss, and
despite your opposition to doing it

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outside, I don't want to brag, but I'm
pretty goddamn good at it.

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We're like 20 minutes away. You can't
hold it.

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Bitch, you have two ginormous children,
and an addiction to energy drinks and

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ice mochas, and you see how well your
bladder holds up. In the time you've

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talked about needing to pee, we'd
probably be there already.

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Do you want to come with me?

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Hard pass.

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Thanks. Whatever, you're such a baby.

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You know, don't expect me to pull ticks
off of your ass.

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Stupid.

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Great.

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No service.

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talk to you about finding dead human
bones in the woods.

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What?

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What my emotionally dysregulated friend
is trying to say, we found human remains

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in the woods outside of town.

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And how do you know those were human
remains?

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Well, once you see one set of human
remains, you've kind of seen them all.

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There was a human skull.

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And what did that skull look like?

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I'm sorry. It looked like your head with
nothing but Fucking on it!

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Is there a problem, ladies?

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The problem is that we need to talk to
somebody other than Captain Graybush

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here.

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We found human remains in the woods
outside of town.

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Well now, that's not something you see
every day, is it?

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Officer Briggs, please escort these
young ladies back to my office so we can

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get their statements and maybe get to
the bottom of this. You hear that?

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We're going to go back there and they're
going to take our statements.

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Because that's how shit gets done. Done.
Did you hear that, Officer Wrinkles?

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Now grab your walker and escort us.

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Thank you.

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Detective Oxnard will be in shortly.

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That detective was pretty cute.

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I didn't see a ring on his finger.

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Do you think he's married?

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Oh, I'm sorry. Are we practically
pissing on human remains already?

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Human remains are not.

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You know I cannot resist a man in
uniform.

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I quiver at the thought of how fast he'd
get those handcuffs on me.

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Oh my god, Jill. Shut up.

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They might be recording us.

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Oh, shit.

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You think?

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So if I just start making noises, they
might play it back for us later? Jill,

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stop it.

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Oh my god, detective.

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Show me where you keep your pistol.

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Oh, and your gun safe?

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Yeah, that's a very safe and responsible
spot.

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Oh, now read me my fucking rights!

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Shut the fuck up!

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Sorry for the delay, ladies.

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Things sometimes move pretty slow around
here. We're not used to lively folk like

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yourself interrupting the charm in our
peaceful little community.

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You understand?

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Now, about these remains.

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What can you tell me?

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So it's like this.

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I drink way too much caffeine because
this sleepy bitch over here can't keep

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her eyes open to save her life.

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Long story short, I pull over on the
side of the road and sprint into the

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woods to pee, and that's when I found
the human remains under the remnants of

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a sleeping bag.

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And where were you?

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Me? I waited in the car.

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My apologies.

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What I mean was, where was this skull
found?

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Oh, out on the old hall road.

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That's a little bit off the beaten path,
don't you think?

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Well, that's the only way I remember
taking as a kid.

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I did just see that the highway comes
right through town now, though.

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And where are you two coming from
exactly?

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Denver.

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Colorado.

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I see.

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Well, then what...

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Pray tell brings y'all to Grant County.

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The human remains, mostly.

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Yep, it's time to check that off the old
bucket list.

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Actually, my mom just passed away, and I
was in a really bad relationship.

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I didn't have any other family up there,
so I decided to come and stay with my

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Aunt Connie for a while.

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Ah, you're Connie's niece.

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That means you must be Devin.

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And you must be Jill.

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Your Aunt Connie's been talking up the
two of you for weeks.

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Ah! Don't say another goddamn word to
these fucking pigs.

252
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I tried to stop her, but she's too damn
fast. I told you to wait out there,

253
00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,790
Connie. Fuck him, and fuck you too.

254
00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:40,430
Jill? Detective?

255
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,470
This is Aunt Connie.

256
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,730
Oh, shit.

257
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,390
Your aunt is Eminem?

258
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:53,640
My niece and her differently abled
friend here are not going to say another

259
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,580
word to you without legal
representation.

260
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,180
Aunt Connie, it's not like that at all.
I told you on the phone. We're just here

261
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:03,180
filing a report.

262
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:08,160
Miss Devereaux, while I do appreciate
your enthusiasm and sincere lack of tact

263
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,920
and willingness to help your niece,
they're not suspects.

264
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:18,690
On the phone, you said you've... You
dumped a whole body in the woods and

265
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,950
we're coming here to turn yourselves in.

266
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:26,570
That is not at all what I said, Aunt
Connie. I said we found bones out in the

267
00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:29,430
woods and we're here filing a report.

268
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:31,790
Well, that's it?

269
00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:35,390
Well, why the fuck didn't you say so? I
did.

270
00:25:36,130 --> 00:25:41,130
Literally, like 20 minutes ago. Listen,
we'll get a couple of officers out there

271
00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:44,730
and if we find anything, we'll be sure
to get a forensics team on it.

272
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:49,260
In the meantime, I took your numbers in
case I need to get a hold of you.

273
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:56,480
If you try and pin anything on my niece,
I

274
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:03,160
swear to God, I will sue this department
and you and your cohort

275
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:09,980
will be under the bridge eating cold
soup through your pee holes. Do you

276
00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,420
understand me?

277
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,500
You call me.

278
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:32,670
This is my guest slash junk crew.

279
00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:36,450
We didn't have a lot of time to prepare,
so I guess it'll have to do.

280
00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:40,150
This is perfect, Aunt Connie. I just
really appreciate you giving me a place

281
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,029
to land.

282
00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,030
Dibs on the right side.

283
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:45,570
This one is beginning to make my ass
itch.

284
00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:47,870
Love you too, Aunt Connie.

285
00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:49,690
Dinner's in 30 minutes.

286
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:53,970
If you're not out there in time, I'm
going to feed your plate to the

287
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:55,590
neighbor's asshole chihuahua.

288
00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:57,090
Tough.

289
00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,300
I think I'm going to be okay.

290
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,660
Bitch, I know you're going to be okay.

291
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,700
Even if the asshole Chihuahua gets our
dinner.

292
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:22,080
You know, it's like I took a Polaroid of
what my future is going to look like and

293
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,660
just waiting for it to develop.

294
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:31,220
Look, other than telling you how awful
of a metaphor that was, I know whatever

295
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:34,320
proverbial road you choose to take from
here on out.

296
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,760
You'll always be headed in the right
direction.

297
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,820
Oh, do you want to make out with me?

298
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,880
Oh my god, yes!

299
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,100
I heard that!

300
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,880
Mom?

301
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,880
Are you okay?

302
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,420
What do you need?

303
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:08,360
Can I get you your treatment?

304
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Here.

305
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:42,840
I'm afraid if I fall asleep, I won't
wake back up.

306
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,460
Don't be silly, Mom.

307
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,620
I'll take you to the appointment with
Dr. Kendall in the morning.

308
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,480
We can figure out if the chemo is
working.

309
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,200
We both know what Dr. Kendall is going
to say.

310
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:01,300
Mom, please don't say that. There's
still so many other things we can try.

311
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,580
They have trials now.

312
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:05,709
More chemo.

313
00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:07,930
We can even get a new oncologist.

314
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:12,110
Please. I don't know why you're so ready
to give up.

315
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:17,370
Maybe if you would just lie next to me.

316
00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:20,530
For a little while.

317
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:24,590
Like I used to do for you when you were
little.

318
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,190
Of course, Mom.

319
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:27,530
I'm sorry.

320
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,620
Mom? How are you standing?

321
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,200
You haven't walked in weeks.

322
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,280
I'm better, Devin.

323
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,600
Just like you hoped for.

324
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,180
Don't you want to come give me a hug?

325
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,140
Where are you going?

326
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,220
Mom?

327
00:31:20,490 --> 00:31:21,850
What is this?

328
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,790
Mom, who did this?

329
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:30,850
When you bury me, make sure I'm dead.

330
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:36,370
Mom, you're scaring me.

331
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,950
When you bury me, make sure I can't dig
my way out.

332
00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:44,590
Mom, please stop.

333
00:31:44,810 --> 00:31:47,810
If I get out, I'll find you.

334
00:31:48,110 --> 00:31:52,630
And I'll make you... Hey, for letting me
die.

335
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,370
What's the matter?

336
00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,470
Mommy's right here.

337
00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:04,830
I hope you know I only know how to cook
cereal.

338
00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:11,390
I am really not that hungry.

339
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,730
You super skinny bitches are never
hungry.

340
00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,090
I'm not skinny.

341
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:19,110
Okay, stripper full of titties.

342
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:22,150
Titties? For real? Are we in middle
school again?

343
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,750
You know that's when I peaked. I just
can't let it go.

344
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:40,000
And you're not Jason Momoa asking me to
ride off into the sunset on his dick.

345
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,360
Yet here we are.

346
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,560
Is Devin here?

347
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:47,680
I don't know. Unknown creeper undressing
me with his eyes. Is she?

348
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,520
Who is it? I think a stray dog.

349
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:53,860
Oh my god!

350
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:56,740
Trent! Oh my bad. I guess it's Trent.

351
00:33:57,740 --> 00:34:00,540
Yeah, Jill, this is Trent. The guy that
I was telling you about that I used to

352
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,540
spend my summers here with.

353
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,940
Oh, Trent.

354
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,550
Oh. It's just that when you described
him, you didn't make him sound so rakey

355
00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:09,690
looking. Joe, what the hell?

356
00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,110
That was rude.

357
00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:15,929
Sorry about her.

358
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:18,790
Anyways, how have you been?

359
00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:20,150
Good, good.

360
00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:21,270
When did you get into town?

361
00:34:21,510 --> 00:34:22,510
Just last night.

362
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:24,790
What the heck have you been up to
lately?

363
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:28,929
Not a lot, just working with my dad,
doing odd jobs, things like that. Okay,

364
00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,330
that sounds pretty cool.

365
00:34:30,830 --> 00:34:31,830
Not really.

366
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,540
But I get to make my own schedule.

367
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:35,400
Oh, okay. That'd be nice.

368
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,940
Yeah, so how was the trip out here?

369
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:41,520
Your aunt told my mom that you were
going to be here, and here you are.

370
00:34:41,739 --> 00:34:43,219
Little Miss Devin Cavanaugh.

371
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,580
Girl, you used to call me Chunky and
throw mug pies at me.

372
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:54,120
Oh, you're not still mad about that, are
you? Well, I was overweight, and

373
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,900
I got bullied about it all the way
through high school.

374
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,660
But that was forever ago.

375
00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:07,370
Do you want a slice or are you still on
a diet?

376
00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:11,730
Why would I still need to be on a diet?

377
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:21,050
So anyways, me and some friends are
having a get together later on.

378
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:25,150
You guys are more than welcome to come
join, hang out, meet the crew.

379
00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:28,130
You don't have to if you don't want, but
offer's open.

380
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,430
That sounds like it could be fun.

381
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,450
Cool. I'll text you the address later.

382
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,530
Don't you need my phone number first?

383
00:35:37,830 --> 00:35:38,890
Oh, shit.

384
00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:40,710
Yeah. Yeah.

385
00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:46,010
What is it? It's 303-555-8871.

386
00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:53,330
Just sent you a text. Okay. Save that
number.

387
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:54,850
Okay. Consider it saved.

388
00:35:55,150 --> 00:35:57,210
All right. Cool. See you later. See ya.

389
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:08,460
If you let that man anywhere near your
lady parts, I will fucking end you. You

390
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,060
got problems, dude.

391
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:11,980
Yeah, probably.

392
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,540
Pizza?

393
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:16,100
Oh, what the hell is that?

394
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:18,060
It's the phone, dummy.

395
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,620
Oh, should we answer it?

396
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:23,940
I don't know. Maybe there's a voicemail
or something.

397
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:28,020
Does something that old have voicemail?
Well, how the hell should I know, Jill?

398
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,260
You've reached Connie's phone.

399
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:36,120
If you're the IRS, fuck you. If you're a
telemarketer, double fuck you. And if

400
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,460
you're calling about the leather
catsuit, it's already been spoken for.

401
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,140
For everyone else, leave a message at
the tone.

402
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:51,120
This place just keeps getting weirder
and weirder. This is Detective Oxnard

403
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,520
with the Grant County Sheriff
Department.

404
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,900
We confirmed that those were human
remains at the location that we spoke

405
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:57,900
about.

406
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,480
send those off to the lab and have them
ID'd.

407
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:07,240
If you have any questions, please call
me at 1-800-649-2568.

408
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,940
So that's it?

409
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:14,660
Hi, dumb bitches who probably solved our
cold case.

410
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:19,580
We found human remains exactly where you
said they would be, proving that even

411
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:20,780
women can be useful.

412
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,380
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
eat my wife's meatloaf and have mediocre

413
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,040
sex with her. Goodbye!

414
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,340
What a fucking joke.

415
00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:35,280
Oh my god!

416
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,240
Does that have a bone in it?

417
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,740
Answer it! I should.

418
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,580
It might be Detective calling back.

419
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,520
Hello?

420
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420
Hello?

421
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,980
Who the hell is it?

422
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:52,480
Who is this?

423
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,780
Whoever this is, you better fucking
think again before calling here.

424
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,400
Somebody not like the cat soup?

425
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,120
I was so fucked up.

426
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:12,400
You should hear the shit my brother says
to the 12-year-olds he plays video games

427
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,920
with. He's 38.

428
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaking of 12-year-olds, did Trent
invite us out for a couple of roofie

429
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,140
cocktails? No.

430
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:23,180
He wanted us to come and meet his
friends, you know?

431
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:25,180
But it might be nice for us to get out.

432
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,140
How messy things have been.

433
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,420
You gonna have weed?

434
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:30,760
Coke? Molly?

435
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,320
It doesn't matter. I brought my own.

436
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,320
No, yeah, let's go out and have a couple
of light beers and listen to the Dave

437
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,480
Matthews Band with your school shooter
friend.

438
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,840
It'll be super.

439
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:56,980
Try not to be an asshole tonight, okay?
You're going to be leaving soon and...

440
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,880
These are all the people I'm going to
have left.

441
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,600
I really want to make a good first
impression, okay?

442
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,860
Shouldn't have worn that outfit, then.

443
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,000
What the fuck, Jill?

444
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:07,959
Hey, guys.

445
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,440
Hey. Welcome to Casa de Trent.

446
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,940
Do you mean Casa de Trent's parents'
house?

447
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,280
Oh, you got me.

448
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,460
Yeah, I live at my parents' house.

449
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,700
Fascinating story, Trent. Do you have
time to tell it again?

450
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,560
Shots fired.

451
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,440
This is a really nice place you got
here, Trent.

452
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:26,740
Thanks.

453
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,000
Hey guys!

454
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,520
This is Devin, one of my oldest friends,
and her friend Jill.

455
00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:02,220
Devin, Jill, this is Liz, my baby sister
Haley, and my brother Travis.

456
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,960
Damn, you got fucking hot.

457
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:08,520
Wow. Okay, hi Travis. It's good to see
you too.

458
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,420
Yeah, it is.

459
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,660
You got a hug for me?

460
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,460
Uh... Oh.

461
00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:17,420
Okay.

462
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,760
Yeah.

463
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,100
Devin fucking Cavanaugh.

464
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,240
Yeah, we go way back.

465
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,340
Who are you even talking to right now?

466
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:35,200
So, there's Trent, Travis, Haley.

467
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,860
Your parents run out of tre-names? Like
Trina, Trevanna.

468
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:45,660
Fun fact, Haley was actually the name of
the doctor who convinced our parents.

469
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,320
It was just a little too late to abort
me.

470
00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:51,830
Lucky you.

471
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,830
Yeah, I'm still here and everything.

472
00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,730
So not really. Yeah.

473
00:40:56,950 --> 00:40:59,370
So can I get you something to drink?

474
00:40:59,970 --> 00:41:04,690
Yeah, I'd have a beer if you have one.
One lukewarm beer coming right up.

475
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:07,050
Chill. Got any of the hard stuff?

476
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:08,910
Tequila.

477
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,610
I guess I'm staying.

478
00:41:14,530 --> 00:41:15,530
Wow, Trent.

479
00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,850
You know, I didn't know you knew so many
people.

480
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,840
No, I didn't invite them.

481
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,200
Easy Steve did.

482
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,240
What is an Easy Steve?

483
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,940
Hey, Trent!

484
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,200
Great fucking party, man!

485
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:34,360
Easy Steve.

486
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:36,180
Dude is legendary.

487
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,360
He graduated in the 90s, but he crashes
all the parties.

488
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:43,820
He also invites hordes of people to
party with him.

489
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,430
He looks like he did... porn in the 70s
and then quit when they switched from

490
00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:49,430
film to video.

491
00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:52,210
So, um, those beers.

492
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,450
Can you give me a hand?

493
00:41:53,790 --> 00:41:54,790
Yeah, sure.

494
00:41:59,210 --> 00:41:59,650
Is

495
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:11,630
this...

496
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:14,850
Uh, yeah, you can have some, but
they're...

497
00:42:15,210 --> 00:42:19,710
aren't any cups out here where i'm going
i don't need a cup

498
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,300
I don't recognize any of these people.

499
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,340
Maybe you should have came around more.

500
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:04,760
Oh my god, look at you!

501
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,760
Little baby Trent!

502
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,480
Oh, that's exactly how I remember you.

503
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,720
I had that same awful haircut for years.

504
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:19,400
My mom would always take me to the
barber and ask for the little boy's

505
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,400
haircut.

506
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,340
It always meant something different to
everybody else, but it was always a

507
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,580
monstrosity. Well, thank god you finally
took control over your hair!

508
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
No shit.

509
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,220
No shit!

510
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,400
Oh my god, are you okay?

511
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,780
Yeah... Ah, fuck!

512
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,560
Are you sure you're okay?

513
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,040
That was intense.

514
00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,140
I'm sorry.

515
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,280
No, it's okay.

516
00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,240
No, I shouldn't have...

517
00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:55,150
I'm sorry. Look, no, at the risk of
sounding like the world's biggest

518
00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:59,690
cliche, I just got out of a really bad
relationship.

519
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:01,930
Cow bad?

520
00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:04,130
No,

521
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,010
it's okay.

522
00:44:07,350 --> 00:44:10,870
Bad enough that I had to move really far
away from it.

523
00:44:11,770 --> 00:44:12,770
Damn, Bev.

524
00:44:12,910 --> 00:44:14,230
Sorry that happened to you.

525
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:22,210
I've never had to move away from
anything like that before, so it's a

526
00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,210
really brave thing you did.

527
00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,830
It sounds like he needs his ass kicked.

528
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,730
Yeah, at least once a day for the rest
of his fucking life.

529
00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:34,570
Do you want a hug?

530
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,110
I guess.

531
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,160
be when you grow up. Are you for real?

532
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,940
Everything you see here is real.

533
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,320
Do that again.

534
00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:59,260
Hallie.

535
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,660
It's Haley. Okay, Hallie.

536
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:06,520
How old are you? Wait, don't tell me.
I'm 16.

537
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,900
It's just a little baby. I thought you
were 17.

538
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,540
Jill, right?

539
00:45:15,790 --> 00:45:20,770
i'm gonna ask you a question real quick
do you look at yourself in the mirror

540
00:45:20,770 --> 00:45:27,310
and instantly see the child version of
yourself just screaming writhing

541
00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:32,690
and shouting at your present self to
prepare for an existence of utter

542
00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:39,610
disappointment and anguish no but one
time i got really drunk at

543
00:45:39,610 --> 00:45:42,770
a texas roadhouse and i threw up on the
waiter

544
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,560
And then I banged him in the parking
lot.

545
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:50,400
Right. And, um, how did that make you
feel?

546
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:55,340
I'm making a documentary about
post-feminism theory and how it affects

547
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,340
the male ego.

548
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,520
Baby sis here makes movies.

549
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,980
No shit?

550
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,460
Like Spielberg-type stuff?

551
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:11,140
Yeah, like Spielberg-type stuff. My baby
daddy liked to make movies.

552
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,520
By himself.

553
00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:15,620
For money.

554
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,560
And then he cheated on me with a guy
named Derek.

555
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,480
Oh, shit. He was playing for the other
team?

556
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:26,740
Yeah, but, like, love is love.

557
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:30,880
It just sucks to get dumped for some
skinny white guy in glasses.

558
00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:33,980
Uh, Jill, is it?

559
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,320
Yeah.

560
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,780
Why are you here?

561
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:39,180
I'm sorry.

562
00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:40,740
Contasaurus, is it?

563
00:46:41,470 --> 00:46:43,370
Did you just ask me why I'm here?

564
00:46:44,450 --> 00:46:47,770
So do you go to Texas Roadhouse a lot?
Silence, miniature poodle.

565
00:46:47,990 --> 00:46:49,130
You're a miniature poodle.

566
00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:51,130
Fuck you, seven-year senior, Travis.

567
00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:52,410
Eat a bag of dicks.

568
00:46:52,670 --> 00:46:57,470
You've been here, what, 20 minutes? And
I already cannot stand you.

569
00:46:58,290 --> 00:46:59,249
Damn, Liz.

570
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,250
What's up your ass?

571
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:05,490
What the fuck did you just say to me,
bitch? What the fuck did you just say?

572
00:47:07,610 --> 00:47:09,970
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

573
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,920
Half-bite!

574
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:47,180
I just remembered how much I hate Ted
Cruz. Absolutely fuck this bitch. I'm

575
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,880
leaving. I'm sorry, Liz.

576
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:51,080
It was nice to meet you.

577
00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:53,840
Shit. Oh, is she leaving?

578
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,180
Bye, Liz. Love your hair.

579
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,700
That was fucking crazy. Girl went all
Marky Mark on the Funky Bunch and got

580
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:05,300
emceed hammered.

581
00:48:39,089 --> 00:48:44,030
fucking bitch like my hair like fuck you

582
00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:21,280
Dev, why don't we try this again when
you get settled in

583
00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:26,470
Why don't you make, like, a mouth and
eat cheese, dick?

584
00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:30,390
Okay, good talk, Jill.

585
00:49:30,590 --> 00:49:31,590
Let's go.

586
00:49:32,710 --> 00:49:33,710
Dev, wait.

587
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:38,490
I really am sorry about what happened
earlier in the kitchen.

588
00:49:38,830 --> 00:49:41,570
No. What happened in the kitchen?

589
00:49:42,170 --> 00:49:43,170
Nothing, Jill.

590
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,610
Why don't you go wait in the car?

591
00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:50,410
Look, like I said, things are just...

592
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:52,370
really confusing right now.

593
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:55,410
I just, I don't know where any of this
goes.

594
00:49:55,650 --> 00:49:58,290
What happened in the kitchen, guys?

595
00:49:58,890 --> 00:50:03,210
What happened in the kitchen? Nothing,
Jill. Go get in the car.

596
00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:06,630
I completely understand.

597
00:50:07,010 --> 00:50:11,850
I mean, even if I don't know what it's
like to pack up and pull up roots like

598
00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:13,410
you did, it's a brave thing.

599
00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:17,250
What happened in the kitchen?

600
00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:19,250
Get in the car, Jill!

601
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:22,830
You guys don't have to yell.

602
00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:31,390
We've got a lot of history, so let's
just ride that wave, you know?

603
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,170
I'm glad that you're here.

604
00:50:34,350 --> 00:50:35,350
You too.

605
00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:37,109
Drive safe.

606
00:50:37,110 --> 00:50:38,110
I will.

607
00:50:49,390 --> 00:50:50,810
They seem really nice.

608
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:54,240
Really? That's all you've got?

609
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,760
They seem nice.

610
00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:59,640
I'm sorry I called Trent a school
shooter.

611
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:05,300
Hallie... And what was that other guy's
name?

612
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,400
Parker? It's Travis Jill.

613
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:13,820
Jesus Christ, you know, you would know
that if you wouldn't have gotten balls

614
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,400
deep in that fucking bottle.

615
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,940
Yeah, like I'm the only one that has
something to work out.

616
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,940
Why are we here, Devin?

617
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,900
That's not even the same. Why are we
here, Devin? Because I fucked up, Jill.

618
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:31,280
Because I made a shit ton of mistakes
and everyone around me has to pick up

619
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,480
the slack because I'm so overwhelmingly
incompetent. Is that what you want to

620
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,460
hear? I have to pick up the slack.

621
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,260
Every time.

622
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:42,040
Do you know what kind of bearing that
has on me?

623
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,640
I'm a single mom with two kids.

624
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,700
And I'm away from them right now.

625
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,920
And for what?

626
00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:52,260
So my best friend can have another fresh
start.

627
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,820
Do you know what that does to me?

628
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,400
Nobody asked you to do any of this,
Jill.

629
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,440
Yes, I absolutely hate this.

630
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,000
But if it means you're going to throw
things in my face when you don't want to

631
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,560
own up your own shit, then I don't want
your fucking help. Fine. Fine.

632
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,160
Do you think Taco Bell is still open?

633
00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:51,610
Yeah, I can meet you there. Just give me
a few.

634
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:53,750
Okay, bye.

635
00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:05,030
Hey, so what's going on?

636
00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:08,670
I found Liz's car on the side of the
road last night coming from my house.

637
00:54:09,410 --> 00:54:10,910
Oh shit, is she okay?

638
00:54:12,190 --> 00:54:13,250
They haven't found her.

639
00:54:14,070 --> 00:54:16,230
You didn't see her car when you guys
drove by, did you?

640
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:17,388
Oh shit.

641
00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:18,410
I don't remember.

642
00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:20,150
Would she have gone the same way as us?

643
00:54:20,410 --> 00:54:22,830
Yeah, the road kind of ends at my house.

644
00:54:23,350 --> 00:54:25,870
You gotta go through Banner Forest to
get back to town.

645
00:54:26,270 --> 00:54:27,990
Are they searching for her or anything?

646
00:54:28,410 --> 00:54:30,010
The sheriff's office didn't really
elaborate.

647
00:54:30,410 --> 00:54:33,450
It's just that they already spoke with
my neighbors and we were next on their

648
00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:34,450
list.

649
00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:37,150
I, of course, told them that she was at
my house last night.

650
00:54:38,590 --> 00:54:40,470
Did you happen to mention the fight?

651
00:54:41,410 --> 00:54:43,650
No, I didn't think it was pertinent
information.

652
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,000
Well, everybody at that party saw Jill
Hulk smash Liz last night.

653
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,680
Liz will turn up.

654
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:54,540
It's fucked up to say, but she goes
missing all the time.

655
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,360
The only difference is, usually she's
got her car.

656
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,180
That's weird.

657
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:01,700
Why are you friends with her, then?

658
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,080
She had a shit job.

659
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,840
Mom ducked out early.

660
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,280
Dad was an abuser.

661
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:10,740
Maybe it's sympathy.

662
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,300
She's got good weed.

663
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,060
Oh, there it is. Okay, the married you
wanna, huh?

664
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:25,560
Um, so anyways, um, I was wondering if
you guys want to go camping this

665
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,560
weekend?

666
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:29,960
Camping? Are you kidding me? With Liz
missing? There's no way.

667
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:35,420
What's more freeing than a campfire and
some beer and Travis burping, hey, he's

668
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:36,420
almost a stud.

669
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,180
Oh, well, when you put it that way.

670
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,960
Think about it. I gotta run.

671
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,460
I gotta go check some gamecams up at
Highgrass Lake.

672
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,440
Gamecams? What for?

673
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,960
Up at the Roy Farm.

674
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,300
Something's been stealing his chicken.
So he asked my dad to put some cameras

675
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,700
up. See what's going on.

676
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:57,660
Oh, so you're like a pet detective now,
huh?

677
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,520
Yeah, like Ace Ventura.

678
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:00,800
Oh, right.

679
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,660
Okay,

680
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,780
yeah, don't ever do that again.

681
00:56:05,180 --> 00:56:10,140
All right, all right. Well, um... So,
camping?

682
00:56:11,130 --> 00:56:15,490
I'm going to have to check with Jillian,
but I think we can probably make it.

683
00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:17,370
Cool. Well, text me later.

684
00:56:17,590 --> 00:56:18,770
Okay. See you, Trent. See you.

685
00:56:25,930 --> 00:56:26,930
Good morning.

686
00:56:28,070 --> 00:56:30,130
Hey, you're back.

687
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:31,870
Sit down.

688
00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:33,450
Have a bowl of cereal.

689
00:56:34,030 --> 00:56:38,850
And Connie is currently out of milk, but
that's okay because she has buttermilk.

690
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,840
But she didn't mention it was
buttermilk.

691
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:48,440
Nothing soothes a hangover quite like
thick, buttery

692
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,280
buttermilk.

693
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,140
How are you?

694
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:59,300
I'm fine, but I just wound up with Trent
and evidently Liz is missing.

695
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:03,920
Good. I hope she's getting mauled by a
bear, Leo Decap style.

696
00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:09,710
You do realize that you came at her like
a crazy person last night? Sure do.

697
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,370
I'm still scraping that bitch's skin out
from underneath my fingernail.

698
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:19,830
You know, I don't care that you're
sitting here at my table giving me

699
00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:20,830
cancer.

700
00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:22,730
I like you.

701
00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:25,250
Love you too, Aunt Connie.

702
00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:27,010
Anyways,

703
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:32,850
Trent says she does this kind of thing
all the time, so... So what's the

704
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:33,850
problem then?

705
00:57:33,930 --> 00:57:39,990
Well, the problem is that they found her
car outside of Banner Forest last night

706
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,510
after the party.

707
00:57:43,010 --> 00:57:47,330
I bet my left nut she hitchhiked her way
to a Leonard Skinner concert.

708
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:51,030
Yeah, that seems to be the most likely
scenario.

709
00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:55,790
Well, whatever she's doing, I hope she's
doing it with chlamydia.

710
00:57:57,270 --> 00:58:00,190
Do not come at me when I just met you.

711
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:02,930
Fuck around, find out.

712
00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:05,190
It's kind of like buttermilk.

713
00:58:08,050 --> 00:58:09,770
I don't know where I was going with
that.

714
00:58:11,830 --> 00:58:13,110
Because I'm gonna puke.

715
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:23,450
Hey, Aunt Connie, can I ask you
something?

716
00:58:23,890 --> 00:58:24,890
Yeah.

717
00:58:26,050 --> 00:58:29,230
How do you know Rachel Cavanaugh?

718
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,740
How do you know that name?

719
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,900
Well, I found an old newspaper clipping
in one of your old books.

720
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,360
Are we related or something?

721
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:49,000
Rachel Cavanaugh is sort of a second
cousin of sorts, but yeah.

722
00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:53,780
We have a distant cousin who's also a
serial killer?

723
00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,680
Allegedly a killer.

724
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:59,500
But I swear to you, she didn't do
anything wrong.

725
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,920
Oh, I didn't mean to offend you.

726
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:03,330
That's enough.

727
00:59:05,330 --> 00:59:06,650
Stay out of my things.

728
01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:23,790
Is that a fucking clown?

729
01:01:06,070 --> 01:01:10,610
Man, I haven't been able to hike any of
these trails yet. Aunt Connie wouldn't

730
01:01:10,610 --> 01:01:13,650
let me when I was a kid because of what
she called android bears.

731
01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:16,790
What the hell is an android bear?

732
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:22,730
An android bear is a robotic bear that's
programmed to kill hikers and people

733
01:01:22,730 --> 01:01:23,730
from California.

734
01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:25,870
She was pretty specific about it.

735
01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:31,950
Hey, Haley. Do you remember when we went
down to Mission Creek and...

736
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,700
There was this rock, like a 45 degree
angle.

737
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,520
And you took your shoes off and you were
like, I'm going to slide down it.

738
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:45,040
And you did, but you forgot the creek
was down at the bottom.

739
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:47,840
We heard a splash when you fell in.

740
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:54,880
It was so funny. Yeah. And then you and
Travis finally found the way down to the

741
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,660
bottom a whole two minutes later.
Because you're both a bunch of pussies,

742
01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:59,080
but we never talk about that, do we?

743
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,560
One time when Devin and I were both 13,
we both liked the same guy.

744
01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:07,060
So I straight up told him that she had
crabs.

745
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:10,880
Oh my god, you're the one that started
that fucking rumor?

746
01:02:11,380 --> 01:02:15,460
Dude, people called me Crabby Patty for
like six fucking months after that.

747
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,900
Well, maybe you don't have crabs,
sweaty.

748
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,280
I'm sure everyone forgot about it by
now.

749
01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,080
I'll never forget.

750
01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:25,480
That reminds me, Trent.

751
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,740
Remember when we were little?

752
01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:29,430
We used to have to take baths together.

753
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:32,210
And I took a shit in the tub.

754
01:02:32,930 --> 01:02:34,490
I told you it was a tugboat.

755
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,590
You kept playing with it, making
motorboat sounds.

756
01:02:39,310 --> 01:02:41,150
I kept calling you Captain Crap.

757
01:02:42,290 --> 01:02:43,410
Mom was so pissed.

758
01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:55,930
That's really fucked up, Travis.

759
01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:01,450
Okay, so I have a question.

760
01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:03,350
Go, what's up?

761
01:03:05,050 --> 01:03:10,290
I asked my aunt about something that I
found in her house earlier today, and

762
01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:14,490
she got really weird and, like, snappy
at me about it.

763
01:03:15,130 --> 01:03:16,430
Was it her vibrator?

764
01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:18,150
Ew! No,

765
01:03:21,070 --> 01:03:26,330
it was not a vibrator. It was, like,
some newspaper clippings from the 80s or

766
01:03:26,330 --> 01:03:27,330
something.

767
01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:30,780
You guys know a Rachel Cavanaugh?

768
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,660
You don't know who Rachel Cavanaugh is?

769
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,460
My aunt said she's like a distant cousin
or something, but that's all she said

770
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,560
about it. No fucking way.

771
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:42,000
Dude, who is she?

772
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,560
She was a badass bitch.

773
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,480
Settle down, Turbo.

774
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:51,160
So you guys know who I'm talking about
then? Yeah, Deb. She's our local serial

775
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:55,420
killer. I thought I read something about
that. So what's the story?

776
01:03:57,070 --> 01:03:58,730
This was like the early 80s.

777
01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:04,710
Rachel Cavanaugh, a bunch of her
friends, they go out camping in this

778
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,150
cabin in the woods near here.

779
01:04:06,850 --> 01:04:13,570
And everything is fine until she starts
tripping out, telling everybody that

780
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,830
she sees this guy dressed up as a clown.

781
01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:20,170
Well, she ends up murdering all of her
friends.

782
01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:25,030
Then skips on down to the Herman farm,
smokes the two brothers there.

783
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,780
There was a third brother.

784
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,460
He was just a baby.

785
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:34,640
I don't know if she just had a thing for
babies or didn't know he was there, but

786
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,240
what an asshole.

787
01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:40,200
So that's it? Did she kill anyone else?

788
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:42,460
Fuck yeah, she did.

789
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,860
In the span of a day, she murked like
ten people.

790
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,700
They found her all bloodied up in a
ditch on the side of the highway,

791
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,360
completely silent.

792
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,380
Oh my god, I can't even imagine what
could have happened.

793
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,940
So, she's found in a ditch.

794
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,200
Then what?

795
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,220
Not fit to stand trial.

796
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:01,920
Boom.

797
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,900
Ends up in an institution.

798
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:06,740
Gets gang-banged by a bunch of the male
nurses.

799
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,380
Ends up pregnant as fuck.

800
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,840
What happened to the baby?

801
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,720
I don't know. Probably aborted it.

802
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:18,840
Your story seems to have some holes in
it.

803
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,280
Yeah, I mean, like...

804
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:25,000
I'm sure this person existed, but I
doubt all of this happened.

805
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,780
Okay, so where's the cabin then? Is that
still around?

806
01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:35,480
Yeah, no, it still exists. My Cutters
Anonymous group used to go there

807
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:41,600
frequently, and it is really creepy. I
think we passed it down the road on the

808
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,138
way here.

809
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:43,220
Oh, shit.

810
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:44,660
I want to go.

811
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,198
At night?

812
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,200
You crazy?

813
01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:48,240
Hard pass.

814
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:49,540
No thank you.

815
01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:56,860
Yeah, the remaining brother, they say,
squats at the cabin, waiting to get his

816
01:05:56,860 --> 01:06:00,180
much-deserved revenge on the woman that
killed his family.

817
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,920
And locals say they see him all the
time, either on the logging roads or in

818
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,940
the woods, and they all say the same
thing.

819
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:10,560
He's dressed up just like a clown.

820
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,240
Whatever.

821
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:13,580
Yeah.

822
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:16,660
Hey, guys, it's true.

823
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,060
No, actually...

824
01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:23,640
I was checking Dad's game cams, and I
think I saw that guy up at the Roy farm.

825
01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:25,540
Full clown attire and everything.

826
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,760
No fucking way.

827
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:30,600
Yeah. No.

828
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,480
No, yeah, he's been stealing chickens
from that farm.

829
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,700
Now you're full of shit.

830
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,320
I'll show you when we get back, man.

831
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:40,660
Whatever, dickhead.

832
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:42,380
You're a douche canoe.

833
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:44,820
No wonder you're almost 40 and still
single.

834
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:47,580
At least I'm not a giant diaper-wearing
pussy.

835
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,280
What the hell was that?

836
01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:55,960
Okay, well, on that note, think it's
time to call it a night.

837
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,740
It's fucking cold out here anyway.

838
01:06:58,220 --> 01:06:59,220
Come on, you guys.

839
01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:00,620
Don't leave.

840
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:03,300
I still got a bunch of stories where
Trent touches my shit.

841
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:24,660
Are you serious?

842
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,520
I was not built for nature.

843
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,260
You guys hear that?

844
01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:37,460
This is exactly what happens right
before I die. Fucking know it.

845
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:40,020
It's just coyotes.

846
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,300
Really scary sounding coyotes.

847
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:47,480
That's the ghosts of all those people
Rachel Cavanaugh killed.

848
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:52,580
They heard us talking about them. First
of all, we've all seen Stand By Me.

849
01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:56,830
so you can shut the hell up. And
secondly, you are freaking me out, man.

850
01:07:57,670 --> 01:08:00,010
Rachel Cavanaugh, is that you?

851
01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,530
Dude, knock it off.

852
01:08:02,890 --> 01:08:03,890
Nah, it's cool, bro.

853
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:09,470
Hey, Haley, isn't this where Rachel
Cavanaugh buried all her victims around

854
01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:10,428
here?

855
01:08:10,430 --> 01:08:14,050
Travis, I'm three-fourths the way to
shitting my pants. And what?

856
01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:19,890
It's cool, Haley. I don't think ghosts
kill virgins anyways.

857
01:08:20,290 --> 01:08:26,800
Then you'll be safer than me, stupid.
Guys it's like 3 30 go to bed

858
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:32,140
Good night rachel cavanaugh

859
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:39,800
Joe

860
01:08:58,540 --> 01:08:59,540
He's outside the tent.

861
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:04,920
Travis?

862
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,020
Are you fucking with the tent?

863
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:15,680
What are you talking about?

864
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,340
Yeah, we've all been asleep, Dev.

865
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,140
I would have heard him get out of the
tent.

866
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,800
I can assure you, it wasn't him.

867
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:52,290
Glad you finally got some sleep. Yeah,
you want to call it that.

868
01:09:52,670 --> 01:09:57,890
Shit, I have no idea what the fuck was
outside of our tent last night, but I've

869
01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:59,450
rarely been as scared as I was then.

870
01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:01,150
Tree branches?

871
01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:05,390
Come on, I'll take rabid squirrels over
tree branches.

872
01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:18,170
Looks like my idiot brother and your
asshole friend are getting along.

873
01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:20,210
Why am I not surprised?

874
01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:23,350
Oh my god, can you imagine if they
procreated?

875
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:27,310
That's the kind of shit that wakes you
up at night in a cold sweat.

876
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,530
That's an image I'll never get out of my
head.

877
01:10:30,970 --> 01:10:31,970
Hey,

878
01:10:32,430 --> 01:10:38,730
Debbie?

879
01:10:39,870 --> 01:10:40,950
Yeah, what's up?

880
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:42,710
Is this yours?

881
01:10:43,570 --> 01:10:44,570
No.

882
01:10:44,830 --> 01:10:45,830
Let me see that.

883
01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:49,770
Oh my god.

884
01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:51,990
Tell me that's not fucking blood.

885
01:10:52,210 --> 01:10:55,670
It's definitely not blood.

886
01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:57,250
Fuck.

887
01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:00,010
The fuck is going on over here?

888
01:11:00,330 --> 01:11:04,690
I found this necklace in this tree right
outside of where our tent was.

889
01:11:04,990 --> 01:11:05,990
Oh my god.

890
01:11:06,050 --> 01:11:07,990
What? That's Liz's necklace.

891
01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:11,250
Bullshit. That could be anybody's
necklace.

892
01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:13,530
Nah, dude. She wears that pentacle every
day.

893
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:17,650
Hey, Debbie?

894
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:19,960
You have blood on you.

895
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,300
Oh my god!

896
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:26,160
Uh, is that what I think it is?

897
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,340
Guys, this is somebody's tongue.

898
01:11:47,530 --> 01:11:49,310
And you just picked it up.

899
01:11:57,850 --> 01:12:02,370
Alright, we get into service, we call
the police, tell them what we found and

900
01:12:02,370 --> 01:12:03,370
where we found it.

901
01:12:05,090 --> 01:12:06,350
I touched this, it's dumb.

902
01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:09,670
But usually I only touch it dumb when
it's in my mouth.

903
01:12:11,790 --> 01:12:12,790
I have bars!

904
01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:13,850
Good. Call 911.

905
01:12:17,350 --> 01:12:20,910
One minute, I'm thinking about taking a
post-camping shit.

906
01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:24,990
And the next, I'm touching someone's
severed ball licker.

907
01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:30,750
Oh my god, I have a ton of texts and
voicemails from Detective Oxnard. I do

908
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,850
too. We'll see what he wants. I'm
working on it, Haley.

909
01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:40,330
Oh my god.

910
01:12:40,570 --> 01:12:41,570
What?

911
01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:43,430
They found Liz's body.

912
01:12:45,610 --> 01:12:49,750
Did they say if she was missing anything
like I don't know her fucking tongue

913
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:50,970
come on Haley

914
01:12:50,970 --> 01:12:58,290
Travis

915
01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:01,170
it's not the fucking tongue

916
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:16,180
What the fuck, man?

917
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:21,120
Maybe use your head and stop doing
stupid shit.

918
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:25,220
Listen, we don't have time to stand
around and bitch at each other. Devin,

919
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,320
give me a cup from the car.

920
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:31,880
Do you want the I smoke a cup or the
slushy cup? It doesn't matter, Devin.

921
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,300
Here.

922
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,840
Okay, Travis.

923
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,800
I want you to put the tongue inside the
cup, okay?

924
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:50,420
You can pour the liquid out first.
Sorry, Haley, it wasn't the first thing

925
01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:51,420
I thought about.

926
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:55,900
All right, if we're all done circle
jerking each other now, we need to get

927
01:13:55,900 --> 01:14:01,520
back in the car and call the sheriff's
office and calmly explain to them that

928
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:07,000
we may have found evidence linked to
Liz's murder and that said evidence has

929
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:13,080
been tampered with because our friend
Travis here is an insufferable fuckhole.

930
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:19,000
Wait. So you want us to just go to the
sheriff's office, say, hey guys, I'm

931
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,820
here with a cup with my dead friend's
severed tongue in it.

932
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:24,660
Come on, man.

933
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,220
That sounds like a bad movie.

934
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,620
Look, we'll figure it out when we get
there. We just need to go.

935
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,340
Um, I'm not, I'm not sitting next to the
job.

936
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,540
It's not happening.

937
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,080
Anyone want gum?

938
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,360
I have some.

939
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,520
You can keep that.

940
01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,180
What the hell is taking them so long?

941
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,318
I don't know.

942
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,380
Probably trying to figure out a way to
charge us with tampering with evidence.

943
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,220
Oh, you mean like the part where we
sauntered in with somebody's fucking

944
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:33,220
tongue?

945
01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:34,670
Uh, you're welcome.

946
01:15:40,390 --> 01:15:44,250
Well, if it isn't the mystery gang back
to fuck up my universe.

947
01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:48,250
I would like to just say that I
practically begged them to put the

948
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,250
tongue back.

949
01:15:49,270 --> 01:15:50,270
Thanks a lot, Judas.

950
01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:54,110
Well, I can't definitely say that you
didn't act somewhat precipitously by

951
01:15:54,110 --> 01:15:58,170
removing evidence from what is now a
crime scene. And whose bright idea was

952
01:15:58,170 --> 01:15:59,170
that anyways?

953
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:02,530
You hear that, Travis? You fucking
dumbass. Easy, Jill.

954
01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:04,670
So what happened to Liz?

955
01:16:05,090 --> 01:16:08,810
Miss Cavanaugh, this is an open
investigation, which means I'm not at

956
01:16:08,810 --> 01:16:11,490
liberty to discuss for fear of
repercussions.

957
01:16:11,710 --> 01:16:15,130
And with the way my luck goes, it'd be
raining big fat titties out.

958
01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:17,510
I'd look up and catch a dick.

959
01:16:17,970 --> 01:16:20,430
What do you mean you can't discuss the
case with us?

960
01:16:20,690 --> 01:16:22,050
We brought you the tongue.

961
01:16:22,470 --> 01:16:23,990
We brought you the necklace.

962
01:16:24,590 --> 01:16:27,270
We've practically solved this case.

963
01:16:27,650 --> 01:16:31,210
You haven't solved anything, and I know
you must be frustrated. Frustrated?

964
01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:36,820
Frustrated! We've been here for one week
and already we found human remains.

965
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:43,920
And Liz, even though she is, was, sorry
Trent, even though

966
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:47,600
she was a raging bitch, she ended up
dead too.

967
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,860
I'm just kind of waiting around to see
when I can be turned into a human

968
01:16:51,860 --> 01:16:54,620
lampshade in somebody's farmhouse.

969
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,650
Frustrated? We're far past frustrated,
buddy.

970
01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:01,070
Okay, let's pump the brakes right there,
sweetheart.

971
01:17:01,390 --> 01:17:05,050
First of all, those bones were from a
couple of campers who fought with a

972
01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:07,650
grizzly bear some 40 years ago and lost.

973
01:17:08,330 --> 01:17:11,630
Secondly, we'll take the correct
measures to find out what happened to

974
01:17:11,630 --> 01:17:12,309
your friend.

975
01:17:12,310 --> 01:17:14,130
It's called due process.

976
01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:17,130
That's how an investigation works.

977
01:17:18,170 --> 01:17:21,730
Thank you. Thank you, sir. You are a
true inspiration.

978
01:17:22,230 --> 01:17:23,230
Back to blue.

979
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:25,250
I'm sorry.

980
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:30,040
Listen, we have your statements and
we'll keep you updated with what we can

981
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:34,140
tell you. For the meantime, don't be
thinking you'll be going too far. Stay

982
01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:36,400
close. We may need more from you.

983
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,600
Do we get to keep the tongue?

984
01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:41,200
Ah, for fuck's sakes.

985
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:42,600
Have a nice day.

986
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:53,800
That was a complete waste of time.

987
01:17:54,350 --> 01:17:56,450
You didn't give two shits about anything
you had to say.

988
01:17:57,070 --> 01:17:59,150
If anything, you made us look more
guilty.

989
01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:03,010
They've got detective work to do, and
whether we like it or not, it takes

990
01:18:03,010 --> 01:18:04,010
time.

991
01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:07,650
That asshole in there cares more about
his wife's meatloaf than he does about

992
01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:08,990
actual detective work.

993
01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:11,370
Does meatloaf, like, code for something
sexual?

994
01:18:11,970 --> 01:18:17,550
I'm just wondering. Look, we just need
to do what we do and wait until we hear

995
01:18:17,550 --> 01:18:18,890
back. Right.

996
01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:23,300
That is a great idea, Devon. There is a
serial killer on the loose, and I'm just

997
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,180
gonna sit back and watch the butchering
happen.

998
01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:28,580
Great! Oh, pipe down.

999
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,780
Nobody has an hour to listen to you talk
about the fall of the patriarchy. They'd

1000
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,820
rather kill themselves.

1001
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:37,280
So now we're just dishing out self-harm
jokes, right? You gonna make a little

1002
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,520
TikTok dance about it? You gonna keep
being a millennial bitch about it? Shut

1003
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,520
the fuck up!

1004
01:18:43,420 --> 01:18:45,300
What the fuck is this?

1005
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,440
Just thought it would help if we had a
sketch of the perp. That's great, Trav.

1006
01:18:50,340 --> 01:18:53,800
He's right, though. I mean, what if it's
the vermin, though?

1007
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:58,700
Well, now that we have this incredibly
accurate sketch to go off of, look, he

1008
01:18:58,700 --> 01:19:02,540
even drew a dick on it. We basically
solved the case and caught the perp.

1009
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,080
Let's go get it fucked up.

1010
01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:05,860
Breach.

1011
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:14,540
Guys.

1012
01:19:15,470 --> 01:19:16,470
The clown.

1013
01:19:17,910 --> 01:19:19,490
We might really have something.

1014
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:24,830
Did anybody ask Travis if he washed his
hands?

1015
01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:30,690
Hey, Briggs.

1016
01:19:32,110 --> 01:19:34,690
Why don't you pull me the file for the
surviving Herman kid?

1017
01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:36,150
Yes, sir.

1018
01:19:38,310 --> 01:19:39,410
And one more thing.

1019
01:19:39,750 --> 01:19:41,930
Stop microwaving your curry in the break
room.

1020
01:19:42,330 --> 01:19:46,230
Smells like a rotten moose embalmed with
buttermilk or some shit. Have a little

1021
01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:47,230
respect.

1022
01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:48,790
Sure thing, sir.

1023
01:19:54,210 --> 01:19:55,210
Hey!

1024
01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:56,710
Where you going?

1025
01:19:58,510 --> 01:20:00,710
Heading to the store to get some beer
and some jerky.

1026
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:03,770
I told you that if you keep drinking
like that, you're gonna get erectile

1027
01:20:03,770 --> 01:20:05,470
dysfunction just like your father.

1028
01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:08,570
I'm 36 years old, Mom. Quit talking
about my junk.

1029
01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:12,020
I changed your time. Travis Michael, I
bet nothing's changed.

1030
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:14,720
Ma, what the hell is wrong with you?

1031
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,120
What's up, gorgeous?

1032
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,560
Hey, T.

1033
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:10,720
What are you doing here?

1034
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:11,840
Here for some candy?

1035
01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:15,100
Yeah, let me go get some beers and I'll
come back for dessert.

1036
01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:16,740
Okay. Alright.

1037
01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:04,890
Uh, you're selling the, uh, Plan B?

1038
01:22:05,910 --> 01:22:07,170
Plan B?

1039
01:22:08,630 --> 01:22:13,250
Yeah, you know, the pill that, like...
Corrects mistakes?

1040
01:22:14,330 --> 01:22:16,610
Yeah, yes, some of that.

1041
01:22:16,910 --> 01:22:20,670
Yeah. This is a convenience store, sir.

1042
01:22:21,150 --> 01:22:24,330
Maybe try the Walgreens down the street.

1043
01:22:24,810 --> 01:22:26,370
So much for being convenient.

1044
01:22:26,730 --> 01:22:27,950
Excuse me?

1045
01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:32,790
I mean, you call yourselves a
convenience store, but they can't even

1046
01:22:32,790 --> 01:22:34,130
get a simple contraceptive?

1047
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:36,530
It's kind of the antithesis of
convenient.

1048
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,830
Did you just try to say antithesis?

1049
01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:45,010
Have you ever actually touched a woman?

1050
01:22:45,950 --> 01:22:46,950
Look at me.

1051
01:22:47,090 --> 01:22:48,090
Every day.

1052
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:50,890
They don't call me Travis the Fur
Trapper for nothing.

1053
01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:53,490
Really? Is that what they call you?

1054
01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:54,890
You know it.

1055
01:22:55,030 --> 01:22:56,630
Or Travis the Boner Train.

1056
01:22:57,390 --> 01:23:01,870
The Gash Smasher. The Cooch Crusher. The
Muff Magician.

1057
01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:04,190
The Dirty Travis Sanchez.

1058
01:23:04,510 --> 01:23:05,550
Tramp Stamper.

1059
01:23:05,870 --> 01:23:08,730
Meat Cleaver. The Beaver Reliever.

1060
01:23:09,030 --> 01:23:11,510
And Bishop Travis.

1061
01:23:11,790 --> 01:23:12,790
What's up?

1062
01:23:13,070 --> 01:23:15,450
Wow. Impressive.

1063
01:23:15,910 --> 01:23:18,890
Are these women usually conscious?

1064
01:23:19,730 --> 01:23:24,530
What? Are the women in the room with us
right now?

1065
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:28,200
Is there a manager I can speak to?

1066
01:23:28,660 --> 01:23:29,660
Of course.

1067
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,240
Hello, I'm the manager.

1068
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,960
What is the problem?

1069
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:44,420
Yeah, your employee is harassing me.

1070
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:47,140
I'm so sorry to hear that.

1071
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,400
Would you like to fill out a comment
card?

1072
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,520
No, I just want some fucking plan B.

1073
01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:56,600
Sorry. We don't have Plan B here.

1074
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:59,000
We do have Plan A, though.

1075
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:00,960
Try pulling out next time.

1076
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:03,800
Whatever, bitch.

1077
01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:04,860
Have a nice night.

1078
01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:06,700
Thank you.

1079
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,580
Please come see us again.

1080
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:23,320
Damn. Guess I might have to get my sugar
fix somewhere else.

1081
01:24:39,799 --> 01:24:41,160
Candy? Is that you?

1082
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,420
I got beers.

1083
01:24:58,500 --> 01:24:59,500
Candy?

1084
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:01,840
Where you at?

1085
01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:04,180
I'm hungry.

1086
01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:09,860
Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.

1087
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,520
Did you get the plan B?

1088
01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:15,280
No, she didn't have it.

1089
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,760
Oh, that's okay.

1090
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,800
I'll still be your cum dumpster.

1091
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:23,160
So, you ready to get this party started?

1092
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:27,640
Yeah. I didn't bring my wallet, though,
girl. That's okay. I got a free one for

1093
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:28,640
you.

1094
01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:42,020
Do you like that T?

1095
01:26:14,769 --> 01:26:17,650
Fuck. Candy, are you alright?

1096
01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:23,410
What the fuck is that?

1097
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,260
Oh shit! Fuck! Fuck!

1098
01:27:40,610 --> 01:27:41,610
Detective?

1099
01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:46,690
We've got another one. It's the Travis
boy.

1100
01:28:00,590 --> 01:28:01,710
What are you doing?

1101
01:28:02,670 --> 01:28:05,010
I'm looking for more information on
Rachel.

1102
01:28:05,910 --> 01:28:08,930
My aunt has got to have something
somewhere.

1103
01:28:09,630 --> 01:28:12,530
I couldn't find anything on the
internet.

1104
01:28:14,010 --> 01:28:15,190
What if it's her?

1105
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:17,930
We don't even know if she's alive.

1106
01:28:18,330 --> 01:28:21,770
And if she is, she's probably locked up
tighter than a tick's ass.

1107
01:28:23,110 --> 01:28:25,270
Tighter than a tick's ass? Really?

1108
01:28:25,530 --> 01:28:28,710
See, you're getting into the country
spirit there, Billy Bob.

1109
01:28:37,059 --> 01:28:39,500
Wait, Trent. Slow down. Hold on. What?

1110
01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:46,300
Oh my god.

1111
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,480
I'm on my way.

1112
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:56,500
Why'd you fucking hurry?

1113
01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:26,110
LET ME FUCKING SEE HIM!

1114
01:29:26,390 --> 01:29:28,870
Right, you have to stand back, you know
I can't let you do that. FUCK YOU!

1115
01:29:29,170 --> 01:29:30,350
LET ME SEE HIM!

1116
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,700
Gee, I'm sorry for your loss, Trent.

1117
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:05,040
I truly am.

1118
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:09,660
We're going to find out who did this,
and they're going to pay dearly.

1119
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,200
Miss Cavanaugh, can I have a word with
you?

1120
01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:15,260
Sure.

1121
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,440
I'll take him home.

1122
01:30:23,020 --> 01:30:24,020
I'll be right back.

1123
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:30,420
Miss Cavanaugh, do you have any
knowledge of who Rachel Cavanaugh is?

1124
01:30:31,020 --> 01:30:34,000
My aunt said she's like a distant cousin
or something.

1125
01:30:34,380 --> 01:30:36,800
Why? Did she do this?

1126
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:38,560
Rachel Cavanaugh is dead.

1127
01:30:38,780 --> 01:30:40,720
She has been for years.

1128
01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:43,100
Jesus.

1129
01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:46,980
Why are you bringing her up then? Let me
ask you another question, Miss

1130
01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:49,900
Cavanaugh. Are you familiar with the
family she killed?

1131
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:51,520
No.

1132
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:54,020
Should I be?

1133
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:57,060
July 27th, 1980.

1134
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:02,720
Rachel Cavanaugh goes to a cabin and...
These hills, with four of her friends.

1135
01:31:02,940 --> 01:31:07,720
Everything was fine at first, until at
some point it wasn't. Her first victim,

1136
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,340
Nancy Oliver, strangled.

1137
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:15,980
Nancy's boyfriend, Louis, she cut his
head clean off at the neck.

1138
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,900
Why are you telling me this?

1139
01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:21,640
Next, she took out Louis' brother, Mark.

1140
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:24,320
Bludgeoned to death with a rock.

1141
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:27,820
Much like your friend Travis over there.

1142
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:33,580
And last, but certainly not least,
Joshua Miller.

1143
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,800
He was going to be a lawyer, maybe one
of the good ones, too.

1144
01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:41,540
She got him on the front steps, stabbed
over 20 times.

1145
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:47,540
The best part, he was in love with her,
had a note declaring his love for her

1146
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,540
and everything.

1147
01:31:48,660 --> 01:31:51,640
The poor bastard never had a chance.

1148
01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:56,960
But things went sideways when she got
picked up by the Herman boys.

1149
01:31:57,900 --> 01:32:02,220
Talk about an unsavory bunch, in and out
of prison, and more than a screw or two

1150
01:32:02,220 --> 01:32:05,820
loose. You want to witness the seedy
underbelly of rural America?

1151
01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:08,740
Look no further than the Herman clan.

1152
01:32:09,580 --> 01:32:10,580
But you know what?

1153
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:12,440
She got them too.

1154
01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:17,400
Now, I don't know how some five-foot,
four-hundred-and-ten-pound woman murders

1155
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:21,600
two good old boys like she's out grocery
shopping, but she did.

1156
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:27,040
When the sheriff's office picked her up,
she didn't talk much at first.

1157
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:33,280
until the sheriff at that time started
slopping her around a bit that's when

1158
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:38,140
she started screaming about some clown
nonsense so they were all killed by a

1159
01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:44,900
vengeful funny man with a smiley face
i'm sorry detective i don't

1160
01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:50,700
understand what any of that has to do
with any of this edley herman just a

1161
01:32:50,700 --> 01:32:54,940
baby in a crib when he was found when
rachel killed the two brothers

1162
01:32:55,790 --> 01:32:59,970
She left a baby brother to die, covered
in sores and shit and barely a breath

1163
01:32:59,970 --> 01:33:00,970
left in him.

1164
01:33:01,150 --> 01:33:02,810
But you know what, Miss Cavanaugh?

1165
01:33:03,570 --> 01:33:05,570
Adlai Herman's alive and well today.

1166
01:33:07,730 --> 01:33:08,990
What are you saying?

1167
01:33:09,530 --> 01:33:11,310
I'm saying, I can't help you.

1168
01:33:11,690 --> 01:33:16,550
I'm saying, one way or another, Adlai
Herman's gonna get his pound of flesh.

1169
01:33:16,930 --> 01:33:21,670
And if you stay here in this county,
well, you're just plain laid down with

1170
01:33:21,670 --> 01:33:22,670
the devil himself.

1171
01:33:23,650 --> 01:33:24,750
Now you're best met.

1172
01:33:25,310 --> 01:33:30,030
You go on back to your aunt's place, you
pack your things, and before another

1173
01:33:30,030 --> 01:33:34,530
drop of blood hits the ground, you get
the hell out of my county.

1174
01:33:40,910 --> 01:33:42,630
I'll do a good job for myself.

1175
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:47,590
We've got to form a vigilante committee
and hang him to the highest tree. And

1176
01:33:47,590 --> 01:33:51,290
I'm going to start it. They say he'll
shoot you as quick as he'll look at you.

1177
01:33:51,450 --> 01:33:54,030
But if I ever meet him face to face,
I'll...

1178
01:34:02,030 --> 01:34:05,150
You heard me. I feel him too.

1179
01:34:05,370 --> 01:34:08,630
First I try to get my $87 back.

1180
01:34:14,110 --> 01:34:15,110
Kitty.

1181
01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:17,430
Here, kitty, kitty.

1182
01:34:42,910 --> 01:34:45,810
Come on you son of a bitch.

1183
01:34:49,130 --> 01:34:49,810
What

1184
01:34:49,810 --> 01:35:02,890
the

1185
01:35:02,890 --> 01:35:04,550
fuck is going on here?

1186
01:37:12,750 --> 01:37:14,270
Rip your nuts off, mother-

1187
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:49,980
Hello? Hello, you gotta get somebody out
here. Some fucking son of a bitch

1188
01:37:49,980 --> 01:37:53,620
dressed up like a juggalo asshole just
attacked me.

1189
01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:55,560
What?

1190
01:37:57,260 --> 01:37:59,580
914 Whitefield Lane.

1191
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:03,800
You better fucking hurry up. I am too
old for this shit.

1192
01:38:05,900 --> 01:38:06,900
Hello?

1193
01:38:08,740 --> 01:38:09,740
Hello?

1194
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:12,360
Hello?

1195
01:38:44,110 --> 01:38:51,110
to leave that's great and go where shit
back to denver i guess i don't

1196
01:38:51,110 --> 01:38:57,570
know some sort of normalcy back to sean
back to lies and empty

1197
01:38:57,570 --> 01:39:04,470
promises i can't let that piece of shit
dictate my entire life if i do he

1198
01:39:04,470 --> 01:39:09,970
wins seems like we're going from one
piece of shit to another joe i told you

1199
01:39:09,970 --> 01:39:15,540
nobody is gonna do anything here And all
I've done by coming back is awaken some

1200
01:39:15,540 --> 01:39:19,480
sort of fucking curse and people are
actually dead now! Dev!

1201
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:28,260
I just know that if you, that if we,
don't try to put a stop to this, all

1202
01:39:28,260 --> 01:39:29,600
those people will have died in vain.

1203
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:34,060
So what do I do?

1204
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:35,760
I don't know.

1205
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:38,500
You're the one with serial killing in
your blood.

1206
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:53,820
I don't need to go to the hospital.

1207
01:39:54,100 --> 01:39:56,580
I'm telling you, don't put me in that...
Incline!

1208
01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:58,920
Are you going to be... Is she going to
be okay?

1209
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:04,220
Hey, can I get a second to talk to my
niece? We really need to get you going.

1210
01:40:04,260 --> 01:40:05,520
You're bleeding pretty bad, ma'am.

1211
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:10,840
I've been bleeding for 30 goddamn years,
son. This ain't shit.

1212
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:12,340
No one needs to get hurt.

1213
01:40:13,580 --> 01:40:18,360
Devin, there's something I need to tell
you just in case I don't make it. Don't

1214
01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:19,480
talk like that. Listen!

1215
01:40:20,810 --> 01:40:23,490
I've been meaning to tell you for many
years.

1216
01:40:24,410 --> 01:40:28,910
Then we lost touch and life happened
and... What is it?

1217
01:40:32,490 --> 01:40:36,430
The woman that raised you isn't your
mom, honey.

1218
01:40:37,370 --> 01:40:38,690
What do you mean?

1219
01:40:39,010 --> 01:40:43,730
I mean... She's your mom. She'll always
be your mom.

1220
01:40:44,150 --> 01:40:46,470
She wasn't the one that gave birth to
you.

1221
01:40:50,730 --> 01:40:52,590
She gave birth to me, then.

1222
01:40:54,030 --> 01:40:56,170
I think you know the answer to that,
sweetie.

1223
01:41:01,270 --> 01:41:02,410
Oh, my God.

1224
01:41:04,590 --> 01:41:06,530
Rachel Cavanaugh was our sister.

1225
01:41:08,670 --> 01:41:13,170
They were going to put you in foster
care when she gave birth to you in that

1226
01:41:13,170 --> 01:41:14,170
terrible place.

1227
01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:18,650
Those children, those three of us.

1228
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:22,340
We were put into the system when your
grandfather died.

1229
01:41:23,780 --> 01:41:29,860
We all suffered terrible, horrible,
unspeakable things.

1230
01:41:32,020 --> 01:41:34,180
We couldn't see that happen to you.

1231
01:41:36,220 --> 01:41:39,560
So, we talked to the courts.

1232
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:46,380
And Claire Elizabeth Cavanaugh became
your mother.

1233
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:50,760
I'm so, so sorry, Devin.

1234
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:53,380
You deserve to know this.

1235
01:41:58,260 --> 01:41:59,640
We really need to get going.

1236
01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:02,780
I love you so much. Hey,

1237
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:04,199
don't do that.

1238
01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:05,520
Or that. Sorry.

1239
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:07,640
I love you too, Debbie.

1240
01:42:08,780 --> 01:42:12,020
I love you too. We gotta go. You're not
putting me in that thing.

1241
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:16,140
I'm riding in the front with you. I will
ride up it. I'm telling you.

1242
01:42:16,420 --> 01:42:17,420
Not riding in the front.

1243
01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:23,380
I will ride up in the... Do not put me
in there!

1244
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:28,840
I'm telling you, I'm... There is nothing
wrong with me!

1245
01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:34,060
Well, I did do a lot wrong. Do not...
No. Do not put me in here. No!

1246
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:35,780
No! Yeah. No!

1247
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:37,360
Debbie!

1248
01:42:54,350 --> 01:42:55,350
What do you want to do?

1249
01:42:58,930 --> 01:43:02,350
Let's wipe that painted smile off that
motherfucker's face.

1250
01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:36,660
Hey, Trent.

1251
01:43:38,180 --> 01:43:41,220
Look, I can't imagine what you're going
through right now.

1252
01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:44,500
I'd really hate to ask anything of you.

1253
01:43:44,980 --> 01:43:46,340
But we need you.

1254
01:43:47,660 --> 01:43:48,800
I need you.

1255
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:54,220
Look, it's late. I've given a half a
dozen statements to cops.

1256
01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:59,440
I took a bunch of downers. I'm going to
sleep.

1257
01:44:01,020 --> 01:44:04,260
Trent, he came after my aunt, too.

1258
01:44:09,610 --> 01:44:11,470
Can you meet me here tomorrow?

1259
01:44:14,230 --> 01:44:15,230
Yeah.

1260
01:44:52,650 --> 01:44:53,970
Dad, where's your bathroom?

1261
01:44:54,510 --> 01:44:56,490
It's down the hall to the left. Thanks.

1262
01:44:58,210 --> 01:44:59,570
Sit down.

1263
01:45:00,550 --> 01:45:02,550
You ever seen a chocolate lava cake?

1264
01:45:03,270 --> 01:45:04,370
It's about where I'm at.

1265
01:45:04,930 --> 01:45:06,410
It's down the hall to the left, Amy.

1266
01:45:06,830 --> 01:45:07,830
Thanks.

1267
01:45:10,130 --> 01:45:11,130
We're getting nowhere.

1268
01:45:11,630 --> 01:45:15,970
I don't even know where this Adley guy
is until he's already fucked something

1269
01:45:15,970 --> 01:45:17,010
up and killed somebody.

1270
01:45:17,610 --> 01:45:21,650
Well, you know, Travis said that he used
to stay at the cabin.

1271
01:45:22,500 --> 01:45:24,980
Or things went down with Rachel
Cavanaugh?

1272
01:45:25,180 --> 01:45:28,020
Travis used to hang out there when we
was a kid, when we were younger.

1273
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:32,740
We don't even know if that Adley guy's
there.

1274
01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:35,200
I vaguely know where it's even at.

1275
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:36,880
Does anyone know where it's at?

1276
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:38,560
Easy Steve.

1277
01:45:39,240 --> 01:45:40,300
Well shit.

1278
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:45,500
It's not like we can tell him that we're
exacting revenge on some sort of lunatic

1279
01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:48,560
inbred clown and we need help finding
his lair.

1280
01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:50,560
For all we know, they're cousins.

1281
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:57,740
Well, what if one of us texted him and
said we wanted to party?

1282
01:45:58,040 --> 01:46:00,320
You know, get him to show us where the
cabin's at.

1283
01:46:01,620 --> 01:46:03,180
I guess that's an okay plan.

1284
01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:05,080
Who's gonna text him?

1285
01:46:08,840 --> 01:46:09,840
Haley?

1286
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:11,280
Buddy?

1287
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,540
You want to take one for the team?

1288
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:16,480
Um, team what? What are we doing?

1289
01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:18,540
Texting Easy Steve.

1290
01:46:20,140 --> 01:46:23,620
We want to say that we want to have a
party and get him to show us where the

1291
01:46:23,620 --> 01:46:24,419
cabin's at?

1292
01:46:24,420 --> 01:46:28,680
You know, where we can find that piece
of shit clown and fuck him up?

1293
01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:31,620
No. Make Joe do it.

1294
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:35,060
I mean, he's not a waiter at Texas
Roadhouse, but I think we could get it

1295
01:46:35,060 --> 01:46:36,860
done. No fucking way.

1296
01:46:37,360 --> 01:46:40,700
I don't want him to think I'm flirting
with him. I don't want him to think I am

1297
01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:42,400
either. Guys, calm down.

1298
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:44,520
Let's just draw straws.

1299
01:46:57,770 --> 01:47:02,570
Is this the short one? Did I get the
short one? Fuck! Jill, calm down.

1300
01:47:03,850 --> 01:47:05,870
See? It's the same size.

1301
01:47:08,530 --> 01:47:09,050
This

1302
01:47:09,050 --> 01:47:17,470
election

1303
01:47:17,470 --> 01:47:19,290
is rigged, okay? I want to do over.

1304
01:47:19,610 --> 01:47:20,970
This is America, Haley.

1305
01:47:21,270 --> 01:47:22,550
We don't rig elections.

1306
01:47:32,670 --> 01:47:34,870
Okay. I sent it. What'd you say?

1307
01:47:35,890 --> 01:47:41,590
I basically said, Hey man, it's Trent
and Travis' sister Haley. Was wondering

1308
01:47:41,590 --> 01:47:45,990
if you wanted to throw one of your lit
parties at that cabin up in the woods

1309
01:47:45,990 --> 01:47:48,610
tonight. It's super secret, so come
alone.

1310
01:47:49,070 --> 01:47:50,070
9pm, okay?

1311
01:47:50,370 --> 01:47:51,990
I'll bring all my friends.

1312
01:47:52,510 --> 01:47:53,510
Okay.

1313
01:47:53,590 --> 01:47:55,470
How kind of an invite is that?

1314
01:47:55,910 --> 01:47:58,010
Oh, Harry texted back. What'd he say?

1315
01:47:58,710 --> 01:48:00,470
Uh, good question.

1316
01:48:01,230 --> 01:48:08,190
It says, I can't wait to get my duck on
with

1317
01:48:08,190 --> 01:48:14,490
some nasty benches. And then just a
bunch of letters like, RU18.

1318
01:48:15,090 --> 01:48:16,170
Fuck off.

1319
01:48:16,930 --> 01:48:18,190
Damn, he's quick.

1320
01:48:18,770 --> 01:48:19,950
He texted me again.

1321
01:48:20,490 --> 01:48:23,370
Meet at the Moon Valley Road train
bridge.

1322
01:48:23,670 --> 01:48:24,830
I'll take you there.

1323
01:48:25,350 --> 01:48:26,350
Where's that at?

1324
01:48:28,290 --> 01:48:29,290
It...

1325
01:48:31,030 --> 01:48:34,790
Also, can you spot me at 20? Still need
some magnums, sis?

1326
01:48:35,230 --> 01:48:36,890
Just bring a good gun with him.

1327
01:48:37,550 --> 01:48:39,750
He didn't mean that type of protection.

1328
01:48:40,450 --> 01:48:42,510
What? So that's it?

1329
01:48:42,770 --> 01:48:48,770
We just show up with weapons and blind
enthusiasm and hope he's there?

1330
01:48:49,150 --> 01:48:50,830
Well, it's like his home turf.

1331
01:48:51,750 --> 01:48:56,070
Besides, I don't think he's hitting up
any clown conventions anytime soon, so

1332
01:48:56,070 --> 01:48:58,530
chances are that's where we'll find him.
Really?

1333
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:01,340
You've been holding on to that one for a
while?

1334
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:03,360
What are you talking about?

1335
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:04,920
Clown conventions?

1336
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:06,800
Are we doing puns now?

1337
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:11,340
Got a little stand-up routine you want
to do for us before we all die in

1338
01:49:11,340 --> 01:49:16,260
agonizing pain? There's a lot of trails,
from what I remember, that lead up to

1339
01:49:16,260 --> 01:49:19,580
it. You just have to follow the tracks
for a bit. Okay, good.

1340
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:21,040
See?

1341
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:22,240
That's the play, then.

1342
01:49:22,700 --> 01:49:26,760
You know, I don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to take this fucking clown

1343
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:28,120
back to the circus.

1344
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:38,880
I did it again, didn't I?

1345
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,400
Mm-hmm.

1346
01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:53,920
Where the fuck would he be staying?

1347
01:49:54,440 --> 01:49:57,260
I thought he'd be camped out here like
it was Black Friday.

1348
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:03,000
I told him 9 o'clock, so I guess he
technically still has a few minutes.

1349
01:50:13,230 --> 01:50:14,490
We'll get them with tetanus.

1350
01:50:15,410 --> 01:50:17,750
I brought Aunt Connie's knife block.

1351
01:50:18,190 --> 01:50:19,690
That's her favorite set.

1352
01:50:19,970 --> 01:50:20,829
I know.

1353
01:50:20,830 --> 01:50:23,110
They can literally cut through soda pop
cans.

1354
01:50:23,430 --> 01:50:25,390
How would you even know that?

1355
01:50:26,390 --> 01:50:29,070
Because maybe I cut through a soda pop
can once.

1356
01:50:29,770 --> 01:50:33,450
What did you bring, Haley? I brought my
dad's gun. Oh, what the fuck?

1357
01:50:33,810 --> 01:50:37,010
What? Don't be swinging that thing
around like it's your dick.

1358
01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:41,790
No bullets.

1359
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:44,920
Bring any bullets?

1360
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:49,040
I thought... I thought that it would
already be loaded.

1361
01:50:49,360 --> 01:50:50,480
The fuck, Haley?

1362
01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:54,420
I don't... Why wouldn't it be? I don't
fucking know. I've never even held a gun

1363
01:50:54,420 --> 01:50:55,820
before. Why would I know that?

1364
01:50:56,060 --> 01:51:02,540
Every person in existence for the last
400 years knows that a gun

1365
01:51:02,540 --> 01:51:04,020
needs bullets.

1366
01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:07,980
Whatever. I don't even know why I
thought we could do this. We're not

1367
01:51:07,980 --> 01:51:08,980
fucking killers.

1368
01:51:09,100 --> 01:51:11,820
I'm not going anywhere until that fuck
is in the ground.

1369
01:51:12,060 --> 01:51:13,060
Should we just go?

1370
01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:16,840
I mean, clearly we are not prepared to
handle this situation at all.

1371
01:51:42,790 --> 01:51:43,790
Easy, Steve.

1372
01:52:00,690 --> 01:52:01,690
What's up?

1373
01:52:02,490 --> 01:52:03,490
What's up, man?

1374
01:52:03,890 --> 01:52:04,890
Hey, Trent.

1375
01:52:05,090 --> 01:52:06,090
Hey, bud.

1376
01:52:06,330 --> 01:52:08,490
Sorry to hear about your brother.

1377
01:52:09,130 --> 01:52:10,950
Trevor was a good guy.

1378
01:52:12,590 --> 01:52:13,590
Hey, buddy.

1379
01:52:14,290 --> 01:52:16,850
Hey, Haley. I feel like I haven't seen
you in years.

1380
01:52:17,190 --> 01:52:20,530
You saw me two days ago at my house.

1381
01:52:21,270 --> 01:52:22,950
You practically live on our couch.

1382
01:52:24,810 --> 01:52:28,630
You asked me if I could fit my whole
fist in my mouth.

1383
01:52:29,030 --> 01:52:30,610
What the fuck, man?

1384
01:52:31,370 --> 01:52:32,370
Can you?

1385
01:52:32,810 --> 01:52:33,810
Not right now.

1386
01:52:34,130 --> 01:52:36,490
That sounds like an easy C. Alright,
alright.

1387
01:52:36,870 --> 01:52:38,270
Speaking of, do you want something to
drink?

1388
01:52:39,130 --> 01:52:40,170
Got some IPAs?

1389
01:52:41,260 --> 01:52:42,260
It's from fire.

1390
01:52:43,220 --> 01:52:44,720
Drink those on the way here.

1391
01:52:45,560 --> 01:52:46,840
Really? Couldn't tell.

1392
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:48,860
Um, I'm gonna have to pass though.

1393
01:52:49,120 --> 01:52:53,500
Alright. So, Steve, you gonna show us
where this cabin's at or what?

1394
01:52:53,820 --> 01:52:55,760
I don't believe we have been properly
introduced.

1395
01:52:57,140 --> 01:52:58,260
My name is Jill.

1396
01:52:58,720 --> 01:53:03,800
And if you take one more step close, I
swear to God I will make a claim first.

1397
01:53:03,920 --> 01:53:04,920
Okay. Okay.

1398
01:53:05,540 --> 01:53:09,140
Hi Steve, I'm Devin. It's nice to meet
you.

1399
01:53:09,690 --> 01:53:10,830
You know, I've heard a lot about you.

1400
01:53:11,470 --> 01:53:12,470
It's all true.

1401
01:53:14,250 --> 01:53:17,730
All right, man. Hey, Steve, can you show
us the way?

1402
01:53:17,970 --> 01:53:19,350
I love Peter Frampton.

1403
01:53:21,010 --> 01:53:22,370
Whatever, man. Cool.

1404
01:53:23,070 --> 01:53:28,150
All right. All right. Cool, cool. I'll
grab my nine-pack, some Jimmys, and

1405
01:53:28,150 --> 01:53:29,770
we'll have this fucking pig.

1406
01:53:32,370 --> 01:53:33,690
Did he actually bring a pig?

1407
01:53:34,910 --> 01:53:37,230
This is a serious matter.

1408
01:53:38,100 --> 01:53:39,420
I feel like we should verify.

1409
01:54:42,080 --> 01:54:43,080
Judy Rose!

1410
01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:52,580
What did you do to her?

1411
01:54:54,220 --> 01:54:55,220
I love you.

1412
01:54:57,480 --> 01:54:58,480
Sorry,

1413
01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:00,900
man. Fuck you.

1414
01:55:08,780 --> 01:55:10,460
You know, you guys are a bunch of
assholes.

1415
01:56:27,240 --> 01:56:28,540
Steve, where's this cabin?

1416
01:56:28,760 --> 01:56:30,720
It's just right over the hill here,
Broseph.

1417
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:39,980
Who the fuck is playing the golden
oldies?

1418
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:50,080
Hey, everybody get down!

1419
01:56:50,780 --> 01:56:52,440
Why the fuck are we whispering?

1420
01:56:57,809 --> 01:56:59,990
Bro, that hurt me in the heart.

1421
01:57:01,310 --> 01:57:03,970
I'm going to hurt him everywhere else.

1422
01:57:04,650 --> 01:57:06,170
I don't like this, okay?

1423
01:57:06,810 --> 01:57:08,350
Who is playing that music?

1424
01:57:09,250 --> 01:57:11,330
Steve, there's something we didn't tell
you.

1425
01:57:12,290 --> 01:57:13,370
There's no party.

1426
01:57:13,810 --> 01:57:17,230
We're actually out here looking for the
clown that killed Liz and Travis.

1427
01:57:17,910 --> 01:57:19,910
What the fuck? There's no party?

1428
01:57:21,150 --> 01:57:22,150
Shut the...

1429
01:57:27,820 --> 01:57:28,820
What is that?

1430
01:57:33,620 --> 01:57:36,760
I might have invited a few of my crew,
though. They're cool.

1431
01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:38,120
Oh, God.

1432
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:43,160
Wow.

1433
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:49,620
Steve is really outdoing himself this
time.

1434
01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:51,680
Woo! Yeah!

1435
01:57:52,180 --> 01:57:53,400
Free drugs and beers!

1436
01:57:53,880 --> 01:57:54,880
Woo!

1437
01:57:54,920 --> 01:57:55,920
Hey!

1438
01:57:57,320 --> 01:57:58,760
Those are my people, man!

1439
01:58:38,050 --> 01:58:39,710
Buck, there he is.

1440
01:58:42,970 --> 01:58:44,350
He's going right for them.

1441
01:59:12,010 --> 01:59:13,010
Who?

1442
01:59:41,420 --> 01:59:44,700
Hey, righteous fucking costume, hoss!

1443
02:00:11,210 --> 02:00:12,210
Turn it up.

1444
02:03:40,140 --> 02:03:43,020
Look at you three. A couple of clans.

1445
02:03:43,580 --> 02:03:46,260
I'd have put you all out of your misery
right this second.

1446
02:03:47,320 --> 02:03:50,600
But I reckon that'd make Aunt Evelyn a
little mad at me.

1447
02:03:51,020 --> 02:03:55,020
Yeah, I bet she'd shit a brick if I
killed these wastes of oxygen.

1448
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,700
Who are you?

1449
02:03:58,120 --> 02:03:59,860
Well, I'll tell you who I ain't.

1450
02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:01,400
A dummy.

1451
02:04:01,900 --> 02:04:05,840
My cousins here, they're crazier than
shithouse rats.

1452
02:04:06,240 --> 02:04:07,580
And killing for them?

1453
02:04:08,270 --> 02:04:10,670
Well, it's like breathing for most
people.

1454
02:04:13,790 --> 02:04:17,490
And I'll do just about anything I ask
them to.

1455
02:04:18,070 --> 02:04:23,010
Except listen to me when I tell them to
let me kill Rachel Cavanaugh's only

1456
02:04:23,010 --> 02:04:24,230
fucking kid.

1457
02:04:26,030 --> 02:04:31,550
Yeah, that's right. I bet you didn't
know your mama was a murdering whore.

1458
02:04:32,230 --> 02:04:36,510
It's been such a long time since I
thought about you. But your Aunt Connie?

1459
02:04:36,750 --> 02:04:37,750
Woo, boy!

1460
02:04:38,170 --> 02:04:44,110
She is a talker. When I heard you were
coming back into town, couldn't wait to

1461
02:04:44,110 --> 02:04:45,610
roll out the red carpet for you.

1462
02:04:46,030 --> 02:04:49,410
But if you ask me, it's not red enough.

1463
02:04:49,750 --> 02:04:51,690
At least not yet.

1464
02:04:55,490 --> 02:04:57,050
Oh, Trent.

1465
02:04:59,650 --> 02:05:01,650
You were chubby, baby.

1466
02:05:01,890 --> 02:05:05,010
Your mama was chubby. Your dad was
chubby.

1467
02:05:06,190 --> 02:05:07,190
You know,

1468
02:05:08,680 --> 02:05:13,860
Some people have a gold tongue some
people even have a silver tongue, but

1469
02:05:13,860 --> 02:05:14,860
you know what I have

1470
02:05:41,770 --> 02:05:43,650
We're going to go out on the road with
this.

1471
02:05:43,970 --> 02:05:44,970
Aren't we, Travis?

1472
02:05:45,570 --> 02:05:49,150
Yeah. We might even start ourselves an
RandB band.

1473
02:05:50,090 --> 02:05:52,310
Call ourselves Tongue and Groove.

1474
02:05:53,770 --> 02:05:56,930
Hell, we might even be bigger than that
Jeff Dunham guy.

1475
02:05:57,710 --> 02:06:01,750
Do that bit. Do that bit that we did the
other night.

1476
02:06:02,810 --> 02:06:04,330
Rose is all red.

1477
02:06:04,670 --> 02:06:05,990
Why is it so blue?

1478
02:06:06,930 --> 02:06:08,490
All your friends are dead.

1479
02:06:09,290 --> 02:06:10,730
And you smell like glue.

1480
02:06:11,519 --> 02:06:16,820
No, the line is, you will be too. I can
do it any way that I want.

1481
02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:19,320
But I'm the one with the gun.

1482
02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:24,020
As a matter of fact, why don't you go
hang out with your brother for a while?

1483
02:06:26,320 --> 02:06:33,100
And you, the woman with all the words,
all

1484
02:06:33,100 --> 02:06:40,000
the bark and no bite, I ought to kill
you first for being such

1485
02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:41,000
a girl.

1486
02:06:41,149 --> 02:06:44,250
mouth, see you next Tuesday.

1487
02:06:45,290 --> 02:06:48,590
But I think I'll let you sit there and
watch me kill your friend.

1488
02:06:49,350 --> 02:06:52,530
Yeah, the friend that you brought here
to die.

1489
02:06:53,670 --> 02:06:57,810
This is really all your fault, if you
think about it.

1490
02:07:01,230 --> 02:07:04,330
What the fuck is wrong with you? What do
you want?

1491
02:07:04,690 --> 02:07:09,250
Oh, Miss Cavanaugh, don't play dumb with
me. You know who your mama was.

1492
02:07:09,560 --> 02:07:11,960
You know what she did to my brothers and
me.

1493
02:07:12,320 --> 02:07:17,140
I lied there for days rooting around in
my own filth like a hog.

1494
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:23,060
She killed those boys and in the end
tarnished my family name.

1495
02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:28,880
All the police, all the investigations
coming into our homes and taking our

1496
02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:30,260
things as evidence.

1497
02:07:31,440 --> 02:07:34,220
And me, a little boy.

1498
02:07:35,339 --> 02:07:38,940
discarded into the system like a piece
of garbage.

1499
02:07:39,700 --> 02:07:41,880
Do you know what that's like, Miss
Cavanaugh?

1500
02:07:42,440 --> 02:07:43,440
Do you?

1501
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:44,940
Of course you do!

1502
02:07:45,420 --> 02:07:47,000
Somebody rescued you!

1503
02:07:48,760 --> 02:07:50,040
This one's hiring!

1504
02:07:50,400 --> 02:07:54,860
Take me with you! They don't have
anything to do with this! So admirable,

1505
02:07:54,960 --> 02:07:56,040
Miss Cavanaugh.

1506
02:07:56,260 --> 02:08:00,740
I bet your tombstone will read something
like, Real Purdy.

1507
02:08:01,200 --> 02:08:02,480
Real Heroic.

1508
02:08:03,560 --> 02:08:05,910
Real... Fucking dead.

1509
02:08:08,130 --> 02:08:15,130
You know, I guess I could let bygones be
bygones.

1510
02:08:16,410 --> 02:08:20,290
But I just let you do goddamn much!

1511
02:08:28,510 --> 02:08:31,370
Straight up cap those motherfuckers!

1512
02:09:04,719 --> 02:09:09,600
I'm saying, one way or another, Adlai
Harmon's gonna get his pound of flesh.

1513
02:09:10,060 --> 02:09:15,140
If you stay here in this county, well,
you just might lay down with the devil

1514
02:09:15,140 --> 02:09:16,140
himself.

1515
02:09:25,740 --> 02:09:26,659
You call me.

1516
02:09:26,660 --> 02:09:30,520
Every time you stop, you call. Do you
hear me? Yes, Aunt Connie.

1517
02:09:30,740 --> 02:09:37,480
I promise. Every time we stop. If you
don't, I will fly out to Denver and

1518
02:09:37,480 --> 02:09:38,960
kick the living shit out of you.

1519
02:09:39,460 --> 02:09:40,460
I know.

1520
02:09:42,780 --> 02:09:44,240
Bitch. Tag.

1521
02:09:47,420 --> 02:09:52,080
Please don't let anyone make a movie out
of this.

1522
02:09:52,860 --> 02:09:53,980
Come on, it's my way to cope.

1523
02:09:54,180 --> 02:09:57,320
I already have half a script written,
and the hero is a woman.

1524
02:09:57,900 --> 02:09:58,900
Okay, okay.

1525
02:09:59,620 --> 02:10:02,840
I'll come

1526
02:10:02,840 --> 02:10:07,800
out and see you.

1527
02:10:08,020 --> 02:10:09,100
I'd really like that.

1528
02:10:10,280 --> 02:10:11,280
You gonna be okay?

1529
02:10:13,240 --> 02:10:14,240
Scout's honor.

1530
02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:15,580
Come here.

1531
02:10:17,480 --> 02:10:19,200
Thank you. For everything.

1532
02:10:46,200 --> 02:10:49,660
You guys wanna go get high and watch
Sound of Freedom?

1533
02:10:50,200 --> 02:10:51,200
I'm a minor.

1534
02:10:51,360 --> 02:10:52,360
And?

1535
02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:53,440
Hell yeah.

1536
02:10:55,140 --> 02:10:56,580
I can't keep doing this.

1537
02:12:32,360 --> 02:12:35,960
Are you truly agnostic if you steal the
leaving angels?

1538
02:12:36,580 --> 02:12:41,180
Two weeks of rap, they found my side.
Gotta make it, make it through the day.

1539
02:12:41,520 --> 02:12:44,840
Conceal your secrets out of fear of
other labels.

1540
02:12:45,980 --> 02:12:50,480
Suppress my inward Edward Hyde. Let him
go, help us on the way. Cause I'm sick

1541
02:12:50,480 --> 02:12:51,880
of feeling sick.

1542
02:12:52,120 --> 02:12:57,780
I try so hard but only seem to fail
here. In this mix, the best thing I can

1543
02:12:57,780 --> 02:12:59,240
do is say goodbye.

1544
02:13:00,410 --> 02:13:02,630
I was last September.

1545
02:13:03,330 --> 02:13:06,890
Stop the train. I took off and I
surrender.

1546
02:13:31,760 --> 02:13:33,660
Did you just fucking slap me?

1547
02:14:01,350 --> 02:14:02,350
Sean?

1548
02:14:04,090 --> 02:14:05,450
I want my mommy.

1549
02:14:05,770 --> 02:14:06,770
Shut up!

1550
02:14:07,430 --> 02:14:08,228
That's right!

1551
02:14:08,230 --> 02:14:09,230
I found ya!

1552
02:14:10,050 --> 02:14:12,130
What the hell are you doing here?

1553
02:14:12,370 --> 02:14:13,370
You surprised to see me?

1554
02:14:13,830 --> 02:14:18,710
Uh... Yeah, surprise is one way to put
it. I hoped you would be. I came all

1555
02:14:18,710 --> 02:14:21,550
this way to tell you that I've been
thinking about you constantly and that I

1556
02:14:21,550 --> 02:14:22,930
love you. I love you!

1557
02:14:24,350 --> 02:14:26,190
Who the hell is that, then?

1558
02:14:28,860 --> 02:14:30,860
Absolutely nobody. Don't worry about her
at all.

1559
02:14:32,300 --> 02:14:34,540
How did you even find me?

1560
02:14:35,020 --> 02:14:40,000
Well, I was going through your Instagram
messages, and some guy under Easy Steve,

1561
02:14:40,140 --> 02:14:43,720
and the way you guys were talking seemed
like he could be a new lover, perhaps.

1562
02:14:44,240 --> 02:14:45,540
Knew he was from the area.

1563
02:14:46,160 --> 02:14:47,920
He's the one that brought us back
together.

1564
02:14:50,760 --> 02:14:52,080
That's great, Sean.

1565
02:14:52,440 --> 02:14:54,700
But, you know, we're kind of busy here.

1566
02:14:55,260 --> 02:14:57,040
Yeah, I saw that.

1567
02:14:58,040 --> 02:14:59,040
You join a gang or something?

1568
02:14:59,680 --> 02:15:00,680
A gang?

1569
02:15:01,340 --> 02:15:02,340
No.

1570
02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:06,540
Okay. Well, I could leave you to it.

1571
02:15:06,840 --> 02:15:10,720
But, you know, maybe pop back in town,
grab a bite to eat. You know, when in

1572
02:15:10,720 --> 02:15:14,660
Rome. But I'll find you later. I'm
pretty good at that.

1573
02:15:15,600 --> 02:15:16,600
Okay, yeah.

1574
02:15:17,100 --> 02:15:19,240
Could I maybe get a hug?

1575
02:15:22,060 --> 02:15:23,060
Sure, Sean.

1576
02:15:23,360 --> 02:15:24,360
Bring it in.

1577
02:15:29,260 --> 02:15:31,420
Is that bear spray? I fucking hate the
bear spray!

1578
02:16:09,740 --> 02:16:16,440
While surely burning hell for all the
things I've done Self-inflicted one way

1579
02:16:16,440 --> 02:16:21,460
forward Gotta make it, make it through
the day The day of reckoning for 1981

1580
02:16:23,490 --> 02:16:28,430
Nice to know you, my last call. Let him
go, help us on good way. I'm sick of

1581
02:16:28,430 --> 02:16:29,430
feeling sick.

1582
02:16:29,670 --> 02:16:36,049
I tried so hard, but only see pale hair
in this mix. The best thing I can do is

1583
02:16:36,049 --> 02:16:40,209
say goodbye. I am much different than I
was last September.

1584
02:16:40,549 --> 02:16:41,409
Say goodbye.

1585
02:16:41,410 --> 02:16:44,430
Stop the train, I give up, and I
surrender.

1586
02:16:44,809 --> 02:16:45,850
Carry on.